Considered a 'must see' in Newport: From beaches to bars, or shopping to lodging, you can count on an excellent experience and top notch service, atmosphere etc.
Like the Patriots at the Super Bowl, so close but just can't quite seal the deal
Average: A few qualities worth remembering
On par with a lovely evening at the Olive Garden.
Like a terminally ill patient going into cardiac arrest, gets resuscitated and feels a glimmer of hope...but will probably die soon anyway.
We would rather eat vomit then return.